As I write this tale of our tour of duty, I cannot remember who went where or when, but I do know that my highway to hell somehow ended up in a plane drinking Nathason Creek Red wine, watching women knit potholders, and trying to figure out how I ended up with an empty wallet.

A word to the wise, there is a toll before you get off the highway to hell, and nobody gets through without paying.

Pay the toll, Motherfucker,

LT. Candy Striper, Fernando

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