Sue. Ocean Bowl 2000.
Finally, here is a list if items you must bring when you visit OC:
  • Beerbong
  • Big Shakas
  • Beer for your host
  • Your drinkin' shoes
  • Skateboard, preferably 8.5 or wider
  • An extra set of trucks, you'll grind away your current ones.
  • Surf vehicle, for big tube rides...in the ocean, faggots
  • Rainbow stickers and a closet for you to get into (Rehobeth is close by)
  • Reggae hat and sandals
  • A big mouth
  • Complaints about other scenes...everybody talks shit here...I love it
  • And finally, a straight and alert, politically correct, Hawaiian Tropic Bikini Contest, margaritaville attitude...BRAH.
Till next installment,
Take care,
Aaron Levinthal (not one of the gay ones)

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