cover-page illustration by Lee Eschliman

intro.
Hey yo what's up? Session's on. People are here.
. . .
Are your cell phone bills outrageous?
Are they goin for like 10 pages?
They bloodsuck half your wages?
Come on over man we're killing it.
It's early in the morning.
Get over here.
Session's on.
Are you on?
Fire that is.
Come on over.
All right then.
Full pipes in Oakland.
Over here.
Later.
Come over.

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