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Subject: HAve Fun without the anonymous
i can't go on the hell tour with you guys for the following reasons:
1. I can't skate for more than 1 day in a row
2. I am intimidated by nature and the "outdoors"
3. That bowl will try to destroy me.
4. I've got nothing to prove.
5. I would have to sleep with , and take care of the ???, who might get molested.
6. no one would shower for the entire 4 days, so I would probably puke.
7. I can't drink, but would try, so I would vomit.
8. I would have to eat camping food, which I don't think is deep fried.
9. I could just as well stay in boston and go on a mission to Maximus!
10. I could go on a one day road trip with my boy El Chicano to Bennington Skatepark in Vermont, if I stayed!
11. I could relax the day after and enjoy the long weekend.
Thanks for inviting me, and I'll see you at the park, anonymous
Greg Russo grinds the CIA pocket at the Philly park, FDR. photo Blane Stiger